A man, let’s call him John, can’t make it in to work one day.
So John calls the boss.
“Boss, I am sick. Really sick. Have a headache, stomach ache, back hurts, legs hurt…everything hurts. Sorry, just can’t make it in today.”
The boss says, “You know John, I really need you today, we have that big shipment to get out. When I am that sick I ask my wife for some loving (sex). That makes everything better, I can then go to work. Try that.”
A couple of hours later, John calls in to work.
“Boss, took your advice and I feel much better, will be at work soon.”
“By the way, you have a really nice house.”