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This an old story and there are several versions, but, in a nutshell is about a thief who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for two days… fed only Viagra.

Viktor Jasinski is a 32 year-old thief who tried to rob a hair salon ending up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.

Viktor, in filing a police report after his release, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.

But the tables had turned dramatically when he found himself overpowered by the salon’s owner Olga Zahjac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.

She allegedly floored the would-be robber, then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction (you know where Butch, played by Bruce Willis, gains the upper hand over Marsellus, played by Ving Rhames, and end up held at gunpoint by the shop’s owner), police say Zahjac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.

She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next two days, used him as a sex slave to ‘teach him a lesson’ – force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.

The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zahjac saying he had learned his lesson.

Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal.

Both were arrested.

When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: ‘What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles (about 12 euros at the current exchange rate) when he left.”

Hey, it could happen. Where do I sign up?