Photo from Not So Blond

Photo from Not So Blond

A blonde and a lawyer are on a plane, seated next to each other, on a flight from across country flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?

The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and will be a lot of fun.

He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $10, and vice versa. ”

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now miffed at the brush off, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $10, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.”

The blonde’s is intrigued. Figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $10 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

“Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.”

She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop and searches all his references, no answer.

He taps into the airplane’s internet and Googles it. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers. Nothing.

After a couple of hours, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.

The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more pretty ticked off, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $10, and goes back to sleep.

And you thought blondes were dumb!