How can a pair of glasses and a slightly different hairstyle conceal Clark Kent's true identity?

How can a pair of glasses and a slightly different hairstyle conceal Clark Kent’s true identity?

  • People who get a “heart attack” fall to the ground and preferably drop dead instantly.
  • People are in comas for years and will never open their eyes. After magically waking up from one of these comas, no muscle atrophy that takes months to be fixed, limp for a few steps and off you go!
  • Women wake up from their sleep with full face make-up.
  • Women keep their bra on during sex (seriously guys, if Austin Powers can get creative with naked shots, so do you).
  • Getting shot in the leg is completely fine, you never hit the femoral artery and bleed out in seconds. A shot in the abdomen on the other hand does kill you instantly.
  • The incessant cocking back and forth of guns, even semi-automatic ones and pump-action shotguns, in animated discussions.
  • Bad guys neatly wait for their turn to get their ass kicked when they surround the hero.
  • Women are also clueless as to where to run to in emergencies. Big-time hero needs to hold their hand and guide them.
  • James Bond always has the right gadget for every encounter.
  • Most action/thriller movies involving a humongous bomb that can bring a city/city block down (incl. some Bond movies) the counter goes down to 2 second while the Hero and his girlfriend/buddies agonize over which wire to cut.
  • Labs and especially cultures that take weeks come back in a matter of minutes.
  • Doors are apparently made of cardboard as almost every door gets kicked in without breaking a sweat.
  • When there is a stake out and the Hero/cops follow the bad guys at night, the bad guys usually don’t know they are being tailed – even when there are only a few cars on the road and the headlights are turned on.
  • People never break any part of their hand while gratuitously handing out punches. Doesn’t hurt either.
  • Hospitals have no waiting time.
  • During car chases, both drivers ALWAYS have another gear they can shift into (in a dramatic close-up).
  • Government agencies (Usually secret ones) are always shown to be almost inhumanly efficient.
  • The sound of airplane wheels hitting the tarmac.
  • All the lady cops, FBI agents etc. are always super hot.
  • Men go to bars solo and actually meet women that are solo as well.
  • In the presence of slow-moving zombies, people run like hell until they fall or lock themselves up in a house.   They don’t simply walk away.
  • Nobody eats a full meal.
  • Nearly everyone has money.
  • People never go to the bathroom.
  • A BIG ASS SUITCASE FULL OF $100 DOLLAR BILLS.
  • The internet never goes down.
  • A hacker can break into a computer system in 3 seconds, tops.
  • Anyone can guess anyone’s password(s).
  • Computers are always ridiculously easy or hard to use.
  • And probably the most illogical thing EVER in a movie was Superman.  How can a pair of glasses and a slightly different hairstyle conceal Clark Kent’s true identity?  Really?  No one notices the resemblance or even suspects it?